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Mar 12, 2006

It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve...
It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

"It runs like x, where x is something unsavory" ...
"It runs like x, where x is something unsavory" -- Prof. Romas Aleliunas, CS 435

It seems like the less a statesman amounts to, the more...
It seems like the less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.

It shall be unlawful for any suspicious person to be within...
It shall be unlawful for any suspicious person to be within the municipality. -- Local ordinance, Euclid Ohio

"It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent...
"It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give up because by that time I was too famous." -- Robert Benchly


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