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Mar 16, 2006

According to Kentucky state law, every person must take a bath...
According to Kentucky state law, every person must take a bath at least once a year.

After 35 years, I have finished a comprehensive study...
After 35 years, I have finished a comprehensive study of European comparative law. In Germany, under the law, everything is prohibited, except that which is permitted. In France, under the law, everything is permitted, except that which is prohibited. In the Soviet...

After his Ignoble Disgrace, Satan was being expelled...
After his Ignoble Disgrace, Satan was being expelled from Heaven. As he passed through the Gates, he paused a moment in thought, and turned to God and said, "A new creature called Man, I hear, is soon to be created." "This is true,"...

An amendment to a motion may be amended, but an amendment to...
An amendment to a motion may be amended, but an amendment to an amendment to a motion may not be amended. However, a substitute for an amendment to and amendment to a motion may be adopted and the substitute may be amended. -- The Montana legislature's...

An attorney was defending his client against a charge...
An attorney was defending his client against a charge of first-degree murder. "Your Honor, my client is accused of stuffing his lover's mutilated body into a suitcase and heading for the Mexican border. Just north of Tijuana a cop spotted her hand sticking out of...


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