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Mar 23, 2006

Immutability, Three Rules of: (1) If a tarpaulin...
Immutability, Three Rules of: (1) If a tarpaulin can flap, it will. (2) If a small boy can get dirty, he will. (3) If a teenager can go out, he will.

Impartial, adj.: Unable to perceive any promise...
Impartial, adj.: Unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from espousing either side of a controversy or adopting either of two conflicting opinions. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

inbox, n.: A catch basin for everything you don't want...
inbox, n.: A catch basin for everything you don't want to deal with, but are afraid to throw away.

incentive program, n.: The system of long...
incentive program, n.: The system of long and short-term rewards that a corporation uses to motivate its people. Still, despite all the experimentation with profit sharing, stock options, and the like, the most effective incentive program...

Incumbent, n.: Person of liveliest interest to...
Incumbent, n.: Person of liveliest interest to the outcumbents. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"


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