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Mar 25, 2006

The Czechs announced after Sputnik that they, too, would launch...
The Czechs announced after Sputnik that they, too, would launch a satellite. Of course, it would orbit Sputnik, not Earth!

The difference between America and England is that the English...
The difference between America and England is that the English think 100 miles is a long distance and the Americans think 100 years is a long time.

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox --...
The English country gentleman galloping after a fox -- the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. -- Oscar Wilde, "A Woman of No Importance"

The English have no respect for their language, and will...
The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it. -- G. B. Shaw

The English instinctively admire any man who has no talent...
The English instinctively admire any man who has no talent and is modest about it. -- James Agate, British film and drama critic


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