Daily FortunesMar 3, 2006
Charlie was a chemist,
But Charlie is no more.
For what...
Charlie was a chemist,
But Charlie is no more.
For what he thought was H2O,
Was H2SO4.
Children aren't happy without something to ignore,
And that's...
Children aren't happy without something to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.
-- Ogden Nash
Chivalry, Schmivalry!
Roger the thief has a
...
Chivalry, Schmivalry!
Roger the thief has a
method he uses for
sneaky attacks:
Folks who are reading are
Characteristically
Always Forgetting to
Guard their own bac ...
Christmas time is here, by Golly; Kill the turkeys, ducks...
Christmas time is here, by Golly; Kill the turkeys, ducks and chickens;
Disapproval would be folly; Mix the punch, drag out the Dickens;
Deck the halls with hunks of holly; Even though the prospect sickens,
Fill the cup and don't say when...
Cold be hand and heart and bone,
and cold be sleep under...
Cold be hand and heart and bone,
and cold be sleep under stone;
never more to wake on stony bed,
never, till the Sun fails and the Moon is dead.
In the black wind the stars shall die,
and still on gold here let them lie,
till the dark lord lifts his hand
over dead sea...
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Daily Fortunes for Mar 3, 2006
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