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Mar 31, 2006

Getting kicked out of the American Bar Association is liked...
Getting kicked out of the American Bar Association is liked getting kicked out of the Book-of-the-Month Club. -- Melvin Belli on the occasion of his getting kicked out of the American Bar Association

Getting the job done is no excuse for not following...
Getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules. Corollary: Following the rules will not get the job done.

Getting there is only half as far as getting there and back.
Getting there is only half as far as getting there and back.

Gibson's Springtime Song (to the tune of "Deck...
Gibson's Springtime Song (to the tune of "Deck the Halls"): 'Tis the season to chase mousies (Fa la la la la, la la la la) Snatch them from their little housies (...) First we chase them 'round the field (...) Then we have them for a meal (...) Toss them here...

Gilbert's Discovery: Any attempt to use the new super...
Gilbert's Discovery: Any attempt to use the new super glues results in the two pieces sticking to your thumb and index finger rather than to each other.


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