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May 24, 2006

The goal of science is to build better mousetraps. The goal...
The goal of science is to build better mousetraps. The goal of nature is to build better mice.

The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave...
The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage.

The Golden Rule is of no use to you whatever unless you realize...
The Golden Rule is of no use to you whatever unless you realize it is your move. -- Frank Crane

The Golden Rule of Arts and Sciences: He who has...
The Golden Rule of Arts and Sciences: He who has the gold makes the rules.

The good die young -- because they see it's no use living...
The good die young -- because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good. -- John Barrymore
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