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Jul 3, 2006

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature...
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. -- Garrison Keillor

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't make eight cats pull...
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't make eight cats pull a sled through the snow.

Cats, no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to...
Cats, no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to the wind.

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education...
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson"

Caution: Breathing may be hazardous to your health.
Caution: Breathing may be hazardous to your health.
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