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Aug 16, 2006

Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they...
Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have much of anything to do with it.

Please, Mother! I'd rather do it myself!
Please, Mother! I'd rather do it myself!

Reinhart was never his mother's favorite -- and he was an only...
Reinhart was never his mother's favorite -- and he was an only child. -- Thomas Berger

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your...
Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. -- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies"

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear...
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

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