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Aug 26, 2006

When the lodge meeting broke up, Meyer confided to...
When the lodge meeting broke up, Meyer confided to a friend. "Abe, I'm in a terrible pickle! I'm strapped for cash and I haven't the slightest idea where I'm going to get it from!" "I'm glad to hear that," answered Abe. "I was afraid...

When you are working hard, get up and retch every so often.
When you are working hard, get up and retch every so often.

When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

When you don't know what you are doing, do it neatly.
When you don't know what you are doing, do it neatly.

When you go out to buy, don't show your silver.
When you go out to buy, don't show your silver.


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