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Sep 13, 2006

"A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives."
"A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives."

A reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16...
A reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20: Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and...

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket...
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.

A real person has two reasons for doing anything ... a good...
A real person has two reasons for doing anything ... a good reason and the real reason.

A recent study has found that concentrating on difficult...
A recent study has found that concentrating on difficult off-screen objects, such as the faces of loved ones, causes eye strain in computer scientists. Researchers into the phenomenon cite the added concentration needed to "make sense" of such unnatural...


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