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Sep 30, 2006

I do enjoy a good long walk -- especially when my wife takes...
I do enjoy a good long walk -- especially when my wife takes one.

"I don't have to take this abuse from you -- I've...
"I don't have to take this abuse from you -- I've got hundreds of people waiting to abuse me." -- Bill Murray, "Ghostbusters"

I GUESS I'LL NEVER FORGET HER. And maybe I don't want to...
I GUESS I'LL NEVER FORGET HER. And maybe I don't want to. Her spirit was wild, like a wild monkey. Her beauty was like a beautiful horse being ridden by a wild monkey. I forget her other qualities. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.

I have a hard time being attracted to anyone who can beat...
I have a hard time being attracted to anyone who can beat me up. -- John McGrath, Atlanta sportswriter, on women weightlifters.

I have found it impossible to carry the heavy burden...
I have found it impossible to carry the heavy burden of responsibility and to discharge my duties as king as I would wish to do without the help and support of the woman I love. -- Edward, Duke of Windsor, 1936, announcing his abdication ...


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