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Sep 4, 2006

If your aim in life is nothing; you can't miss.
If your aim in life is nothing; you can't miss.

If your bread is stale, make toast.
If your bread is stale, make toast.

If your enemy is buried in quicksand up to his neck, pull...
If your enemy is buried in quicksand up to his neck, pull him out. If he is buried up to his eyes, step on his head. -- Niccoli Machiavelli, "The Prince"

If your happiness depends on what somebody else does, I guess...
If your happiness depends on what somebody else does, I guess you do have a problem. -- Richard Bach, "Illusions"

If your life was a horse, you'd have to shoot it.
If your life was a horse, you'd have to shoot it.


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