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Oct 18, 2007

Cinemuck, n.: The combination of popcorn, soda,...
Cinemuck, n.: The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which covers the floors of movie theaters. -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who...
Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron -- namely, that he is a blockhead. -- Ambrose Bierce

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing...
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. -- Phyllis Diller

Cleanliness is next to impossible.
Cleanliness is next to impossible.

"Cleveland? Yes, I spent a week there one day."
"Cleveland? Yes, I spent a week there one day."

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