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Oct 30, 2007

"I have just read your lousy review buried in the back...
"I have just read your lousy review buried in the back pages. You sound like a frustrated old man who never made a success, an eight-ulcer man on a four-ulcer job, and all four ulcers working. I have never met you, but if I do you'll need a new nose and plenty...

I have learned To spell hors d'oeuvres Which still grates...
I have learned To spell hors d'oeuvres Which still grates on Some people's n'oeuvres. -- Warren Knox

"I have made mistakes but I have never made the mistake...
"I have made mistakes but I have never made the mistake of claiming that I have never made one." -- James Gordon Bennett

"I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack...
"I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." -- Blaise Pascal

I have more humility in my little finger than you have in your...
I have more humility in my little finger than you have in your whole BODY! -- from "Cerebus" \#82

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