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Feb 1, 2007

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus, I know...
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus, I know the scientific names of beings animalculous; In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General. -- Gilbert & Sullivan, "The Pirates...

I'm very old-fashioned. I believe that people should marry...
I'm very old-fashioned. I believe that people should marry for life, like pigeons and Catholics. -- Woody Allen

Imagination is more important than knowledge...
Imagination is more important than knowledge. -- A. Einstein

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality...
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. -- Jules de Gaultier

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them...
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining. -- Jeff Raskin


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