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Feb 11, 2007

When license fees are too high, users do things by hand. When...
When license fees are too high, users do things by hand. When the management is too intrusive, users lose their spirit. Hack for the user's benefit. Trust them; leave them alone.

When love is gone, there's always justice. And when justice...
When love is gone, there's always justice. And when justice is gone, there's always force. And when force is gone, there's always Mom. Hi, Mom! -- Laurie Anderson

When man calls an animal "vicious", he usually means...
When man calls an animal "vicious", he usually means that it will attempt to defend itself when he tries to kill it.

When managers hold endless meetings, the programmers write...
When managers hold endless meetings, the programmers write games. When accountants talk of quarterly profits, the development budget is about to be cut. When senior scientists talk blue sky, the clouds are about to roll in. Truly, this is not the Tao...

When Marriage is Outlawed, Only Outlaws will have Inlaws.
When Marriage is Outlawed, Only Outlaws will have Inlaws.


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