Daily Fortunes Feb 13, 2007 - motd.ambians.com Motd - Message of the Day
Humor, Quotes, Proverbs, Aphorisms... Ji Funda Jo Hai  
Daily Fortunes Feed Subscribe - Daily Fortunes - motd.ambians.com
Daily fortunes for your site
Feb 22, 2018
Motd Home     Daily Fortunes     Best of Fortunes     Worst of Fortunes

Daily Fortunes

Feb 13, 2007

Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of...
Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour.

Never drink from your finger bowl -- it contains only water.
Never drink from your finger bowl -- it contains only water.

No, I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk,...
No, I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem!

[Norm comes in with an attractive woman.] Coach: Normie,...
[Norm comes in with an attractive woman.] Coach: Normie, Normie, could this be Vera? Norm: With a lot of expensive surgery, maybe. -- Cheers, Norman's Conquest Coach: What's up, Normie? Norm: The temperature under my collar, Coach. --...

[Norm goes into the bar at Vic's Bowl-A-Rama.] Off-screen...
[Norm goes into the bar at Vic's Bowl-A-Rama.] Off-screen crowd: Norm! Sam: How the hell do they know him here? Cliff: He's got a life, you know. -- Cheers, From Beer to Eternity Woody: What can I do for you, Mr. Peterson? Norm: Elope with my wife...


Daily Fortunes for Feb 13, 2007
JanFebMarAprMayJunJulAugSepOctNovDec
12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728
2018201720162015201420142014201320122011
201020092008200720062005    
Search [help]

About  |  Contact Us  |  Terms of Use  |  Privacy & Disclosure
FreeBsd Quotes  |  Linux Quotes