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Feb 18, 2007

If a program is useful, it will be changed.
If a program is useful, it will be changed.

If a program is useless, it will be documented.
If a program is useless, it will be documented.

Any given program will expand to fill all available memory.
Any given program will expand to fill all available memory.

The value of a program is proportional to the weight of...
The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output.

Don't mess with Mrs. Murphy!
Don't mess with Mrs. Murphy!


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