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Feb 27, 2007

A master was asked the question, "What is the Way?"...
A master was asked the question, "What is the Way?" by a curious monk. "It is right before your eyes," said the master. "Why do I not see it for myself?" "Because you are thinking of yourself." ...

A mathematician, a doctor, and an engineer are walking on...
A mathematician, a doctor, and an engineer are walking on the beach and observe a team of lifeguards pumping the stomach of a drowned woman. As they watch, water, sand, snails and such come out of the pump. The doctor watches for a while and says: "Keep...

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems...
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. -- P. Erdos

A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and...
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.

A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but...
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer. -- Dean Acheson


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