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Feb 7, 2007

What's another word for "thesaurus"? ...
What's another word for "thesaurus"? -- Steven Wright

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I...
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" -- Steven Wright

When I was little, I went into a pet shop and they asked...
When I was little, I went into a pet shop and they asked how big I'd get. -- Rodney Dangerfield

When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked if I had slept...
When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked if I had slept well. I said, "No, I made a few mistakes." -- Steven Wright

Where humor is concerned there are no standards -- no one...
Where humor is concerned there are no standards -- no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will. -- John Kenneth Galbraith


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