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Mar 18, 2007

After years of research, scientists recently reported that...
After years of research, scientists recently reported that there is, indeed, arroz in Spanish Harlem.

Against his wishes, a math teacher's classroom...
Against his wishes, a math teacher's classroom was remodeled. Ever since, he's been talking about the good old dais. His students planted a small orchard in his honor; the trees all have square roots.

Air is water with holes in it.
Air is water with holes in it.

Air pollution is really making us pay through the nose.
Air pollution is really making us pay through the nose.

Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio, replied:...
Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio, replied: "You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send...

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