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May 21, 2007

If God hadn't wanted you to be paranoid, He wouldn't have given...
If God hadn't wanted you to be paranoid, He wouldn't have given you such a vivid imagination.

If God is dead, who will save the Queen?
If God is dead, who will save the Queen?

If God is One, what is bad? -- Charles Manson
If God is One, what is bad? -- Charles Manson

If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?
If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?

If God lived on Earth, people would knock out all His windows...
If God lived on Earth, people would knock out all His windows. -- Yiddish saying

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