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May 26, 2007

Reporter: "What would you do if you found a million...
Reporter: "What would you do if you found a million dollars?" Yogi Berra: "If the guy was poor, I would give it back."

Rick: "How can you close me up? On what...
Rick: "How can you close me up? On what grounds?" Renault: "I'm shocked! Shocked! To find that gambling is going on here." Croupier (handing money to Renault): "Your winnings, sir." Renault:"Oh. Thank you very much." ...

Rube Walker: "Hey, Yogi, what time is it?" Yogi...
Rube Walker: "Hey, Yogi, what time is it?" Yogi Berra: "You mean now?"

Ruth made a great mistake when he gave up pitching. Working...
Ruth made a great mistake when he gave up pitching. Working once a week, he might have lasted a long time and become a great star. -- Tris Speaker, commenting on Babe Ruth's plan to change from being a pitcher to an outfielder...

Sailing is fun, but scrubbing the decks is aardvark...
Sailing is fun, but scrubbing the decks is aardvark. -- Heard on Noahs' ark

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