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Jun 1, 2007

Chicago law prohibits eating in a place that is on fire.
Chicago law prohibits eating in a place that is on fire.

Diogenes went to look for an honest lawyer. "How's...
Diogenes went to look for an honest lawyer. "How's it going?", someone asked him, after a few days. "Not too bad", replied Diogenes. "I still have my lantern."

[District Attorneys] learn in District Attorney School that...
[District Attorneys] learn in District Attorney School that there are two sure-fire ways to get a lot of favorable publicity: (1) Go down and raid all the lockers in the local high school and confiscate 53 marijuana cigarettes and put them in a pile and hold...

District of Columbia pedestrians who leap over passing autos...
District of Columbia pedestrians who leap over passing autos to escape injury, and then strike the car as they come down, are liable for any damage inflicted on the vehicle.

Divorce is a game played by lawyers. -- Cary...
Divorce is a game played by lawyers. -- Cary Grant


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