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Jun 11, 2007

A traveling salesman was driving past a farm when he saw a...
A traveling salesman was driving past a farm when he saw a pig with three wooden legs executing a magnificent series of backflips and cartwheels. Intrigued, he drove up to the farmhouse, where he found an old farmer sitting in the yard watching the pig. "That's...

A true artist will let his wife starve, his children...
A true artist will let his wife starve, his children go barefoot, his mother drudge for his living at seventy, sooner than work at anything but his art. -- Shaw

A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.

A truly wise woman never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
A truly wise woman never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.

A truth that's told with bad intent Beats all the lies you...
A truth that's told with bad intent Beats all the lies you can invent. -- William Blake


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