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Jun 12, 2007

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying...
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. -- Redd Foxx

His ideas of first-aid stopped short of squirting soda water...
His ideas of first-aid stopped short of squirting soda water. -- P.G. Wodehouse

Human cardiac catheterization was introduced by Werner Forssman...
Human cardiac catheterization was introduced by Werner Forssman in 1929. Ignoring his department chief, and tying his assistant to an operating table to prevent her interference, he placed a ureteral catheter into a vein in his arm, advanced it to the right atrium [of...

I get my exercise acting as pallbearer to my friends...
I get my exercise acting as pallbearer to my friends who exercise. -- Chauncey Depew

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors...
I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. -- James Boren


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