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Jun 2, 2007

A possum must be himself, and being himself he is honest...
A possum must be himself, and being himself he is honest. -- Walt Kelly

"A power so great, it can only be used for Good...
"A power so great, it can only be used for Good or Evil!" -- Firesign Theatre, "The Giant Rat of Summatra"

Accidents cause History. If Sigismund Unbuckle...
Accidents cause History. If Sigismund Unbuckle had taken a walk in 1426 and met Wat Tyler, the Peasant's Revolt would never have happened and the motor car would not have been invented until 2026, which would have meant that all the oil could have been used...

All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all...
All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates. -- Woody Allen

All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above...
All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats. The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store... with a pricing gun... She said, "Give me all of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down...


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