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Jun 28, 2007

We warn the reader in advance that the proof presented here...
We warn the reader in advance that the proof presented here depends on a clever but highly unmotivated trick. -- Howard Anton, "Elementary Linear Algebra"

We who revel in nature's diversity and feel instructed by every...
We who revel in nature's diversity and feel instructed by every animal tend to brand Homo sapiens as the greatest catastrophe since the Cretaceous extinction. -- S.J. Gould

We will have solar energy as soon as the utility companies...
We will have solar energy as soon as the utility companies solve one technical problem -- how to run a sunbeam through a meter.

We've sent a man to the moon, and that's 29,000 miles away...
We've sent a man to the moon, and that's 29,000 miles away. The center of the Earth is only 4,000 miles away. You could drive that in a week, but for some reason nobody's ever done it. -- Andy Rooney

Weinberg, as a young grocery clerk, advised the grocery manager...
Weinberg, as a young grocery clerk, advised the grocery manager to get rid of rutabagas which nobody every bought. He did so. "Well, kid, that was a great idea," said the manager. Then he paused and asked the killer question, "NOW what's the least popular...


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