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Jun 30, 2007

A 60-day warranty guarantees that the product...
A 60-day warranty guarantees that the product will self-destruct on the 61st day.

The "consumer report" on the item will come out...
The "consumer report" on the item will come out a week after you've made your purchase: (1) The one you bought will be rated "unacceptable". (2) The one you almost bought will be rated "best buy".

If you don't write to complain, you'll never receive your...
If you don't write to complain, you'll never receive your order. If you do write, you'll receive the merchandise before your angry letter reaches its destination.

The most important item in an order will no longer...
The most important item in an order will no longer be available.

During the time an item is on back-order, it will be available...
During the time an item is on back-order, it will be available cheaper and quicker from many other sources.


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