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Jul 6, 2007

Are there those in the land of the brave Who can tell me how...
Are there those in the land of the brave Who can tell me how I should behave When I am disgraced Because I erased A file I intended to save?

As for the women, though we scorn and flout 'em, We may live...
As for the women, though we scorn and flout 'em, We may live with, but cannot live without 'em. -- Frederic Reynolds

As I was going up Punch Card Hill, Feeling worse...
As I was going up Punch Card Hill, Feeling worse and worser, There I met a C.R.T. And it drop't me a cursor. C.R.T., C.R.T., Phosphors light on you! If I had fifty hours a day I'd spend them all at you. -- Uncle Colonel's...

As I was passing Project MAC, I met a Quux with seven...
As I was passing Project MAC, I met a Quux with seven hacks. Every hack had seven bugs; Every bug had seven manifestations; Every manifestation had seven symptoms. Symptoms, manifestations, bugs, and hacks, How many losses at Project MAC?

As I was walking down the street one dark and dreary day,...
As I was walking down the street one dark and dreary day, I came upon a billboard and much to my dismay, The words were torn and tattered, From the storm the night before, The wind and rain had done its work and this is how it goes, Smoke Coca-Cola cigarettes, chew...

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