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Aug 12, 2007

DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires...
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully before opening the can. Originally only came in an 8-oz. can, but now comes in a 16-oz. can. However, the can is divided into 8 compartments of 2 oz. each, which have to...

Due to lack of disk space, this fortune database has been...
Due to lack of disk space, this fortune database has been discontinued.

During the next two hours, the system will be going up and down...
During the next two hours, the system will be going up and down several times, often with lin~po_~{po ~poz~ppo\~{ o n~po_~{o[po ~y oodsou>#w4k**n~po_~{ol;lkld;f;g;dd;po\~{o

E Pluribus Unix
E Pluribus Unix

Each new user of a new system uncovers a new class of bugs...
Each new user of a new system uncovers a new class of bugs. -- Kernighan


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