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Aug 29, 2007

I'll never get off this planet. -- Luke...
I'll never get off this planet. -- Luke Skywalker

I'm a Hollywood writer; so I put on a sports jacket and take...
I'm a Hollywood writer; so I put on a sports jacket and take off my brain.

I'm not a real movie star -- I've still got the same wife...
I'm not a real movie star -- I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. -- Will Rogers

I've got a very bad feeling about this. --...
I've got a very bad feeling about this. -- Han Solo

I. Any body suspended in space will remain in space until...
I. Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of its situation. Daffy Duck steps off a cliff, expecting further pastureland. He loiters in midair, soliloquizing flippantly, until he chances to look down. At this point,...


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