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Aug 9, 2007

If the faulty part is in stock, it didn't need replacing in...
If the faulty part is in stock, it didn't need replacing in the first place.

When the need arises, any tool or object closest to you becomes...
When the need arises, any tool or object closest to you becomes a hammer.

No matter how minor the task, you will inevitably end...
No matter how minor the task, you will inevitably end up covered with grease and motor oil.

When necessary, metric and inch tools can...
When necessary, metric and inch tools can be used interchangeably.

Automotive engine reparing law: If you drop something, it will...
Automotive engine reparing law: If you drop something, it will never reach the ground.

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