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Sep 26, 2007

We were so poor we couldn't afford a watchdog. If we heard...
We were so poor we couldn't afford a watchdog. If we heard a noise at night, we'd bark ourselves. -- Crazy Jimmy

We were young and our happiness dazzled us with its strength...
We were young and our happiness dazzled us with its strength. But there was also a terrible betrayal that lay within me like a Merle Haggard song at a French restaurant. [...] I could not tell the girl about the woman of the tollway, of her milk white BMW and...

We who revel in nature's diversity and feel instructed by every...
We who revel in nature's diversity and feel instructed by every animal tend to brand Homo sapiens as the greatest catastrophe since the Cretaceous extinction. -- S.J. Gould

We will have solar energy as soon as the utility companies...
We will have solar energy as soon as the utility companies solve one technical problem -- how to run a sunbeam through a meter.

we will invent new lullabies, new songs, new acts of love,...
we will invent new lullabies, new songs, new acts of love, we will cry over things we used to laugh & our new wisdom will bring tears to eyes of gentle creatures from other planets who were afraid of us till then & in the end a summer with wild winds &...


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