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Sep 30, 2007

I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were...
I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest. -- Steven Pearl

I can't complain, but sometimes I still do. --...
I can't complain, but sometimes I still do. -- Joe Walsh

I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling...
I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling. -- Florence Henderson

I can't die until the government finds a safe place to bury...
I can't die until the government finds a safe place to bury my liver. -- Phil Harris

I Can't Get Over You, So I Get Up and Go Around to the Other...
I Can't Get Over You, So I Get Up and Go Around to the Other Side If You Won't Leave Me Alone, I'll Find Someone Who Will I Knew That You'd Committed a Sin When You Came Home Late With Your Socks Outside-in I'm a Rabbit in the Headlights of Your Love Don't Kick...


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