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Sep 7, 2007

Nurse Donna: Oh, Groucho, I'm afraid I'm gonna wind up...
Nurse Donna: Oh, Groucho, I'm afraid I'm gonna wind up an old maid. Groucho: Well, bring her in and we'll wind her up together. Nurse Donna: Do you believe in computer dating? Groucho: Only if the computers really love each other.

Nusbaum's Rule: The more pretentious the corporate...
Nusbaum's Rule: The more pretentious the corporate name, the smaller the organization. (For instance, the Murphy Center for the Codification of Human and Organizational Law, contrasted to IBM, GM, and AT&T.)

O! If I were a fish I'd lay hap'ly on my dish. Yes, that's...
O! If I were a fish I'd lay hap'ly on my dish. Yes, that's my one and only wish -- To be a fish! For fish don't ever mish; They needn't flush after they pish! Yes, and life's just swish, swish, swish, For all the fish!!!

O give me a home, Where the buffalo roam, Where the deer...
O give me a home, Where the buffalo roam, Where the deer and the antelope play, Where seldom is heard A discouraging word, 'Cause what can an antelope say?

O imitators, you slavish herd! -- Quintus...
O imitators, you slavish herd! -- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)


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