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Sep 9, 2007

I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other...
I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half. -- Jay Gould

I can mend the break of day, heal a broken heart, and provide...
I can mend the break of day, heal a broken heart, and provide temporary relief to nymphomaniacs. -- Larry Lee

I can relate to that.
I can relate to that.

I can resist anything but temptation.
I can resist anything but temptation.

I can see him a'comin' With his big boots on, With his...
I can see him a'comin' With his big boots on, With his big thumb out, He wants to get me. He wants to hurt me. He wants to bring me down. But some time later, When I feel a little straighter, I'll come across a stranger Who'll remind me of the danger, And then.... I'll...


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