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Jan 6, 2008

Dear Freshman, You don't know who I am and frankly...
Dear Freshman, You don't know who I am and frankly shouldn't care, but unknown to you we have something in common. We are both rather prone to mistakes. I was elected Student Government President by mistake, and you came to school here by mistake.

Dear Miss Manners: My home economics teacher says that...
Dear Miss Manners: My home economics teacher says that one must never place one's elbows on the table. However, I have read that one elbow, in between courses, is all right. Which is correct? Gentle Reader: For the purpose of answering examinations...

Department chairmen never die, they just lose their faculties.
Department chairmen never die, they just lose their faculties.

Did you know the University of Iowa closed down after someone...
Did you know the University of Iowa closed down after someone stole the book?

Do not clog intellect's sluices with bits of knowledge...
Do not clog intellect's sluices with bits of knowledge of questionable uses.

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