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Feb 14, 2008

The best audience is intelligent, well-educated and a little...
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated and a little drunk. -- Maurice Baring

The best way to preserve a right is to exercise it, and...
The best way to preserve a right is to exercise it, and the right to smoke is a right worth dying for.

The Celts invented two things, Whiskey and self-destruction.
The Celts invented two things, Whiskey and self-destruction.

The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away...
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I will walk carefully. -- Russian Proverb

The cost of living has just gone up another dollar a quart...
The cost of living has just gone up another dollar a quart. -- W.C. Fields


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