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Feb 19, 2008
System going down in 5 minutes.
System going down in 5 minutes.
System restarting, wait...
System restarting, wait...
System/3! System/3! See how it runs! See how it runs! ...
System/3! System/3! See how it runs! See how it runs! Its monitor loses so totally! It runs all its programs in RPG! It's made by our favorite monopoly! System/3!
SYSTEM-INDEPENDENT: Works equally poorly on...
SYSTEM-INDEPENDENT: Works equally poorly on all systems.
Systems have sub-systems and sub-systems have sub-systems...
Systems have sub-systems and sub-systems have sub-systems and so on ad infinitum -- which is why we're always starting over. -- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982
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