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Mar 10, 2008

It looked like something resembling white marble, which...
It looked like something resembling white marble, which was probably what it was: something resembling white marble. -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy"

It looks like blind screaming hedonism won out.
It looks like blind screaming hedonism won out.

It looks like it's up to me to save our skins. Get into that...
It looks like it's up to me to save our skins. Get into that garbage chute, flyboy! -- Princess Leia Organa

IT MAKES ME MAD when I go to all the trouble of having Marta...
IT MAKES ME MAD when I go to all the trouble of having Marta cook up about a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at Marineland says, "You can't throw that chicken to the dolphins. They eat fish." Sure they eat fish if that's all you give them! Man, wise up...

It [marriage] happens as with cages: the birds without...
It [marriage] happens as with cages: the birds without despair to get in, and those within despair of getting out. -- Michel Eyquem de Montaigne

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