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Mar 11, 2008

They will only cause the lower classes to move about...
They will only cause the lower classes to move about needlessly. -- The Duke of Wellington, on early steam railroads.

They wouldn't listen to the fact that I was a genius, The...
They wouldn't listen to the fact that I was a genius, The man said "We got all that we can use", So I've got those steadily-depressin', low-down, mind-messin', Working-at-the-car-wash blues. -- Jim Croce

They're an insidious bunch, your killer pianos. Had one...
They're an insidious bunch, your killer pianos. Had one get loose on me back in '62. It slipped out of the cables while we were lowering it out of its twelfth story apartment, and crushed six innocents in an insane bid for freedom. -- Stig's Inferno

They're giving bank robbing a bad name. -- John...
They're giving bank robbing a bad name. -- John Dillinger, on Bonnie and Clyde

They're just jealous because they don't have three wise men...
They're just jealous because they don't have three wise men and a virgin in the whole organization. -- Mayor Vincent J. `Buddy' Cianci, on the ACLU's suit to have a city nativity scene removed.


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