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Mar 18, 2008

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies...
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics. -- Benjamin Disraeli

There are three kinds of people: men, women, and unix.
There are three kinds of people: men, women, and unix.

There are three possibilities: Pioneer's solar panel has turned...
There are three possibilities: Pioneer's solar panel has turned away from the sun; there's a large meteor blocking transmission; someone loaded Star Trek 3.2 into our video processor.

There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least...
There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As...

There are three reasons for becoming a writer: the first...
There are three reasons for becoming a writer: the first is that you need the money; the second that you have something to say that you think the world should know; the third is that you can't think what to do with the long winter evenings. -- Quentin Crisp


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