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Mar 20, 2008

Heuristics are bug ridden by definition. If they didn't have...
Heuristics are bug ridden by definition. If they didn't have bugs, then they'd be algorithms.

Hewett's Observation: The rudeness of a bureaucrat...
Hewett's Observation: The rudeness of a bureaucrat is inversely proportional to his or her position in the governmental hierarchy and to the number of peers similarly engaged.

Hey, diddle, diddle the overflow pdl To get a little more...
Hey, diddle, diddle the overflow pdl To get a little more stack; If that's not enough then you lose it all And have to pop all the way back.

Hey, Jim, it's me, Susie Lillis from the laundromat. You said...
Hey, Jim, it's me, Susie Lillis from the laundromat. You said you were gonna call and it's been two weeks. What's wrong, you lose my number?

HEY KIDS! ANN LANDERS SAYS: Be sure it's true, when...
HEY KIDS! ANN LANDERS SAYS: Be sure it's true, when you say "I love you". It's a sin to tell a lie. Millions of hearts have been broken, just because these words were spoken.


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