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Mar 28, 2008

"So why don't you make like a tree, and get outta...
"So why don't you make like a tree, and get outta here." -- Biff in "Back to the Future"

"Falling in love makes smoking pot all day look like...
"Falling in love makes smoking pot all day look like the ultimate in restraint." -- Dave Sim, author of Cerebrus.

The existence of god implies a violation of causality.
The existence of god implies a violation of causality.

"I may kid around about drugs, but really, I take them...
"I may kid around about drugs, but really, I take them seriously." - Doctor Graper

Operating-system software is the program that orchestrates...
Operating-system software is the program that orchestrates all the basic functions of a computer. - The Wall Street Journal, Tuesday, September 15, 1987, page 40


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