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Mar 8, 2008

I am of the belief that catnip arrived on the planet in...
I am of the belief that catnip arrived on the planet in the same spaceship that delivered cats. It is the only thing they have from their home planet. Tuna, chicken, sparrow-brains, etc., these are all things of our world that they like, but catnip is crack from home...

I am professionally trained in computer science, which is...
I am professionally trained in computer science, which is to say (in all seriousness) that I am extremely poorly educated. -- Joseph Weizenbaum, "Computer Power and Human Reason"

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared...
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. -- W. Churchill

I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because...
I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top. -- Professor Lowd, English, Ohio University

I am the mother of all things, and all things should wear...
I am the mother of all things, and all things should wear a sweater.

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