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Apr 6, 2008

A writer is congenitally unable to tell the truth and that...
A writer is congenitally unable to tell the truth and that is why we call what he writes fiction. -- William Faulkner

A yawn is a silent shout. -- G.K. Chesterton
A yawn is a silent shout. -- G.K. Chesterton

A young man wrote to Mozart and said: Q: "Herr Mozart,...
A young man wrote to Mozart and said: Q: "Herr Mozart, I am thinking of writing symphonies. Can you give me any suggestions as to how to get started?" A: "A symphony is a very complex musical form, perhaps you should begin with some simple lieder...

Acting is an art which consists of keeping the audience from...
Acting is an art which consists of keeping the audience from coughing.

Acting is not very hard. The most important things are to...
Acting is not very hard. The most important things are to be able to laugh and cry. If I have to cry, I think of my sex life. And if I have to laugh, well, I think of my sex life. -- Glenda Jackson

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