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May 4, 2008

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been...
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. -- Mark Twain

Writing is easy; all you do is sit staring at the blank sheet...
Writing is easy; all you do is sit staring at the blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. -- Gene Fowler

Writing is turning one's worst moments into money...
Writing is turning one's worst moments into money. -- J.P. Donleavy

"You have been in Afghanistan, I perceive." ...
"You have been in Afghanistan, I perceive." -- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, "A Study in Scarlet"

"You have heard me speak of Professor...
"You have heard me speak of Professor Moriarty?" "The famous scientific criminal, as famous among crooks as --" "My blushes, Watson," Holmes murmured, in a deprecating voice. "I was about to say 'as he...


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