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Aug 15, 2008

I believe a little incompatibility is the spice...
I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life, particularly if he has income and she is pattable. -- Ogden Nash

I believe in an America where the separation of church...
I believe in an America where the separation of church and state is absolute -- where no Catholic prelate would tell the president (should he be Catholic) how to act, and no Protestant minister would tell his parishioners for whom to vote -- where no church or church school...

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean...
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. -- G.K. Chesterton

I believe in sex and death -- two experiences that come once...
I believe in sex and death -- two experiences that come once in a lifetime. -- Woody Allen

I believe that professional wrestling is clean and everything...
I believe that professional wrestling is clean and everything else in the world is fixed. -- Frank Deford, sports writer

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